Payment plans
Split any build over months instead of paying up front. The robot starts earning before you've finished paying for it.
✶ NO CREDIT CHECKS. JUST A HANDSHAKE.Howdy ✶ AI Solutions Agency · Fort Worth, Texas
We're the Texas crew that builds AI phone agents, booking bots, content machines, and back-office robots for local businesses — explained in plain English, live in weeks, and priced like a neighbor, not a skyscraper.
NO JARGON · NO LOCK-IN · NO CITY-SLICKER INVOICES
The handshake · Deal with a neighbor, not a network
Gas stations, retail, vendors, 2 AM restock runs — our founder ran real Texas businesses for a decade before writing a single prompt. We build for margins, because we've lived on them.
The handshake · Deal with a neighbor, not a network
No jargon, no decks, no "synergy." You'll know exactly what your robot does, what it costs, and what it makes you — before we build a thing.
The handshake · Deal with a neighbor, not a network
We've talked folks out of projects before, and we'll do it again. Honesty isn't our slogan around here — it's the whole business model.
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Exhibits A, B & C
The owner was asleep. The customer got helped. The job got booked. That's what an AI phone agent does — it turns missed calls into money while you live your life.
62% of calls to small businesses go unanswered — and after dark, it's nearly all of them. Every one is a paying job driving to your competitor.
Make it about you · Texas Hold 'Em edition
No two shops need the same robots. Grab a seat, tap your business, and our dealer — a robot with a spotless record and absolutely no poker face — deals the three moves we'd run first. Same thing happens on the free 15-minute call, minus the felt.
✶ RESHUFFLE ALL YOU LIKE — THE DEALER DOESN'T SLEEP, BLUFF, OR TAKE A CUT.
The menu
Tap any line for the plain-English breakdown — what it does, how it works, and what it starts at. No "book a demo to see pricing" games, and no invoice surprises: you approve the exact number before we build.
The growth path
No decoder ring, no tiers named after precious metals. You start with one robot doing one job. When it earns its keep, you add another. And when you're thinking bigger than a menu — that's a conversation, not a checkout page.
STEP 01 · JUST GET STARTED
Pick the one job you're sickest of — the phone that never quits, the no-shows, the reviews sitting unanswered. One robot takes it over and proves itself in weeks, not quarters.
ONE ROBOT, ONE JOB · CANCEL ANYTIME
STEP 02 · SCALE IT UP
Robots working the same shift: one answers, one books, one follows up, one brags about you all over Google. They share notes. You get one check — smaller than the sum of its robots.
ONE CHECK · BUNDLED RATE
STEP 03 · THE FULL OPERATION
Multiple locations. A team that needs its own tools. A build no menu covers. We don't put a sticker on this one, because guessing would be lying — we scope it with you first.
NO STICKER PRICE — YOU APPROVE THE NUMBER BEFORE WE BUILD
Book the call✶ EVERY PRICE IS A STARTING POINT — bigger builds get scoped, and you approve the exact number before we touch a thing. Month-to-month, cancel anytime, setup waived for the first 5 Fort Worth clients.
Intermission
You have 15 seconds to smash the busywork eating your week. Spoiler: you can't keep up. Nobody can. That's the point.
Pricing, honestly
Big agencies charge like they've got skyscraper rent — because they do. We've got a small Texas team, low overhead, and a founder who still checks every invoice. Senior-level builds, corner-store prices.
You approve a number before we build. That number doesn't "evolve."
We monitor, fix, and improve your robots. Cancel anytime — no hostage contracts.
If the robot won't clearly pay for itself, we'll tell you to keep your money.
No-excuses department · Route 817
We've been the owner staring at a quote thinking "not this month." So there are three ways onto this highway. None of 'em fit? We'll grade a fourth right there on the call.
Split any build over months instead of paying up front. The robot starts earning before you've finished paying for it.
✶ NO CREDIT CHECKS. JUST A HANDSHAKE.For the right fit, we'll take a smaller fee plus a cut of what the robot brings in. We only eat when you eat.
✶ SKIN IN THE GAME — OURS.Pick the cheapest fix with the fastest payoff — usually missed-call rescue. Prove the ROI, then grow when it's earned it.
✶ FROM $149/MO. THAT'S ONE MISSED JOB.Whatever's holding you back — the money, the tech, the time — bring it to the call.
We'll figure it out together. That's how neighbors do it.
From behind the counter
Howdy — Ozzy here.
For ten-plus years I ran gas stations and retail right here in Texas. Registers, vendors, 2 AM restock runs — the whole rodeo. I watched good owners (me included) lose real money to missed calls, no-shows, and invoices nobody had time to double-check.
So I sold it all, bought my own time back, and fell headfirst down the AI rabbit hole. Funny thing — every robot I taught myself to build turned out to be something I'd needed for a decade behind that counter.
That's the whole business now: building robots that hand folks their time back. I'm a family man. I do business on my word. And if AI won't make you money, I'll tell you to your face and shake your hand on the way out — I'd rather keep your trust than take your check.
And let's get one thing straight — I'm not here to swap good people out for robots. I'm here to take the busywork off your plate, so you and your crew can focus on the work that actually matters.
Come say howdy. The first 15 minutes are always on me.
OZZY · FOUNDER, HOWDY ROBOTS
P.S. — A ROBOT PROOFREAD THIS NOTE. IT FOUND ZERO LIES.
The night shift · Free 15-min call · Zero pressure
It's … in Texas, so Ozzy's probably busy. The robot running this desk? Wide awake either way — chat with it below, call it, or grab a time like a normal person. All three end the same place: 15 free minutes, 2–3 ideas, zero pressure.
You talk, we listen, you leave with a plan — whether you hire us or not.
Straight answers
No. If you can run a business, you're qualified. We set everything up, show you how it works in plain English, and handle the maintenance. You'll never touch code.
Most robots start between $299–$499/month, with one-time builds like websites from around $999. Every card in our menu shows a starting price — click around. You'll always approve an exact number before we build anything.
Then you're exactly who we built the payment plans for. We can split a build over months, do a revenue-share deal where we only win when you win, or start you with one small robot that pays for itself first. Bring the problem to the call — we'll work it out.
Most projects go live in 1–3 weeks. Phone agents and missed-call rescue can be running in days. We're a small team — the upside is nothing sits in a queue behind 40 other clients.
Call our number and judge for yourself — that's why the demo line exists. Modern voice agents are warm, natural, and trained on your business. And they never have a bad day, take a smoke break, or forget to mention the special.
Our care plans include monitoring — usually we know before you do. And because you text the founder directly, "support ticket" isn't a phrase we use here.
That's most people, and it's the best place to start. Book the free 15-minute call, tell us what's eating your time, and we'll tell you what's worth automating — and what isn't.